Oh dear, another embarrassing incident with the French ambassador this evening. In an attempt to erase the hideous memory of the pre-Gourmino catering incident
http://www.gscalecentral.co.uk/f/fb.ashx?m=72647 France's representative was invited to review the new LED lighting systems at Zenda depot. First he was shown the cheap Chinese system. Remarkably, he understood the phrases "light strip" and "pimp my ride" immediately and was all smiles. Here's a picture of the railbus in daylight with the lights on and then in complete darkness.
Not very bright, I think you'll agree. Indeed Monsieur L'ambassadeur made a very amusing comparison to a foreign finance ministry at this point, but discretion prevents us saying more. So does the lack of a Greek character set. Further Chinese LED strips will be tried to see if a better light results.
On then to the Massoth LEDs. The ambassador was informed that the system was German engineered and it was then activated. The ensuing few seconds are unlikely to be forgotten in a hurry. Cries of "Non Fritz, pas encore la lumiere!" rang out, followed by "I surrender" in three different languages. Assured that he could lower his hands, His Excellency's bodyguard was handed back his pistol and the tour hastily concluded before the visitors could partake of a small offering of our national dish, black pudding and pork scratchings in a curry sauce.
Anyway, for what it's worth, pictures of the Massoth equipment by day and night:
Zenda depot wits are now cruelly claiming that the Massoth system is brighter than a French soldier's white flag. Oh dear, oh dear.